Rainbow alphabet doggerel (G,H)

G is for GhostI once played hostTo a ghastly ghostAnd offered him some tea.With a gruesome voiceHe refused my choicePreferring eau-de-vie.___H is for HeavyHoggish HarrisHad heaps of pastaOn his holidaysIn RomeAnd becameSo huge and heavyHe had a hard timeGetting home.___Text & image © Mirino (PW) image © Claire. June, 2009_____I and JE and F