Rainbow alphabet doggerel (K,L)

K is for KiteIf a king can eat a kipperAnd a queen can kiss a knight,Then a knave can kick a kettleAnd a kid can fly a kite.___L is for Laugh"I like to laugh",Lord Lovelock lisped,"And leapfrogOn the lawn,Learn Latin whilstI lie in bedAt least from duskTo dawnIf lingering longIn lonely lanes To me is quiteDelightful,For others suchLeisures in lifeMight likely lookQuite frightful."